Monday, October 6, 2008

Keep Your Shirt On

Here’s a question for you.

Why do men feel the need to walk around with no shirt on?

Now, if said man is in shape and sporting nice pecs and six-pack abs, then go for it.  That’s a sight for sore eyes.

However, if said man is sporting man-boobs and double keg abs, please, I beg of you. Keep your shirt on.

Now let’s reverse this for the men’s perspective.  You love to see a hot woman walking around in her bikini, yes?  Small waist with curves in all the right places.

Yet, if the bikini-clad woman is spilling over through the mid-section, you turn your head or make some snide remark. 

It goes both ways, buddy.  We don’t want to see your gut hanging over your pants!  

Nor do we want to see your crack hanging out of your pants!  It’s a frightening sight from either end. 

This is bad enough in the summer when it is somewhat expected.  When it is 60 degrees on a fall day, however, it is like being hit head on by a Mack truck!

So, unless you look like this:

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