I went to Borders to scope out some prices on a few books that I want to buy as gifts.
You’d be amazed how much cheaper they are online and you get free shipping! I digress. I got a vanilla latte at Seattle’s Best while there. I adore the fragrance of coffee. When at the grocery store, I walk slowly down the coffee aisle inhaling deeply and slowly. Ahhhh! What a way to start the day!
I passed a massive display of holiday candles and nearly passed out from the overwhelming pine scent. Wow! It was like snorting a fresh Christmas tree. Bad, bad, bad. I do enjoy the scent of a fresh Christmas tree, but in moderation and not that fake-car-deodorizer-tree smell.
While looking at the back wall of games, I moved a few inches too far to the right because I hit a wall of stink. It smelled like someone took a very large poopy diaper and shoved it behind the games…4 days ago. I got dizzy from the smell. I quickly moved in the other direction and began fanning myself to get rid of the smell.
Hindsight, you know, hindsight.