Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Surrogate Wife Wanted

What would you think if you saw that ad title?

I was on craigslist looking for jobs in the etcetera section. Sometimes they post legit jobs, not just research panels, egg donors and other interesting ways of making money.

While perusing, I saw that ad title and had to click on it to see exactly what a surrogate wife is. I know what a surrogate mother is, so, I had to look. This is the ad:

"Sophisticated distinguished gentleman seeking surrogate wife.
Full time live in position for the right candidate.
Perform ALL of the duties of a wife without the paperwork
Live in luxury, very upscale suburb! Take luxury vacations! Negotiable monthly allowance.
Retirement Plan.
You:
Attractive in shape female age 18 to 37 looking to be taken care of by an attractive gentleman age 56 in exchange for performing ALL wifely duties at a high level.
You must be adventurous and willing to experiment in the wifely arts.

Email back with a letter describing yourself and why you are the one for this position. include a physical description of yourself and include a recent accurate photo.
Applications without a photo will NOT be considered."

Interesting and creative way to look for sex, no? I wonder if when he says ALL the wifely duties if that includes picking up his dirty underwear, laying out his clothes and nagging.

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20 comments:

PJ said...

lol, i can't believe what some people will do to get a woman...ridiculous.

Shelly said...

It wouldn't be so creepy if he wasn't looking for someone more than 20 years younger. Seriously, 18? Ick.

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Anonymous said...

everything about this angers me. He's probably balding with a beer belly...

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Poetic Shutterbug said...

Hilarious, I'm sure picking up his dirty laundry and nagging aren't part of his plan. What gets me about Craigslist is that these ads are all over the place. I try and place an ad selling my poetry book and it gets flagged - go figure.

*lynne* said...

Crikey!! Wait till he finds out that the definition of "wifely duties" can vary quite drastically from one person to another.

"just like marriage, but without all that pesky paperwork" - LMAO!!

Joe-ann said...

gosh!is this for real? I can't imagine how desperate this gentleman to find a surrogate wife to perform a wifely duties.LOL!

TheSnackHound said...

If you think that's strange, in the local paper they had an ad under the category where you might advertise for someone to take your grandparent to the store or have in home care.

This was for a woman mid 50s- early 70s to do household secretarial work and light housekeeping for an older gentleman. Oh...and you had to be a very good dancer and be cute too.

Beth said...

He's not looking for a wife.. he's looking for a concubine.

ZAJA Natural said...

I would think he is looking for a high end prostitute while being able to keep his ad from being deleted.

Noner said...

Am I the only one that wants this job. -girn-

The Fitness Diva said...

LOL @ Noner! Yeah, I know she's kidding, but seriously? He will get some replies to this ad.
Many women are so desperate to have a man today at any cost, that they'll put up with and go for anything.
He's going to have some fun with those auditions, isn't he? ;)

turisuna said...

I think he should show his photo first lol, btw I think he is looking for maid not a wife :D

Lola said...

Is this guy too unattractive to meet women in that age group the usual way?

bingkee said...

LOL....creative yet creepy. Wow, I cannot believe there are real people doing this. It wouldn't be so bad if he was looking for someone older than 21 years of age, but he is looking for 18 years old? Does he know the law? I bet, he omitted the cleaning and picking up ---but that is required.

Lucy P. said...

That's so funny and weird at the same time. At first I thought he was looking for a woman to have his kid for him, but he's looking for his obedient arm candy. What does wifely duties entail?

Phyl said...

He's definitely looking for someone he can sleep with, and then dump any time he pleases -- without all that pesky paperwork like DIVORCE PAPERS.

What a sleazy creep.

sundcarrie said...

I think it is funny and I think he is pretty obvious about what he wants. If people are stupid enough to apply for his job as they get what they deserve.

thirty2nds said...

I don't even know what to say to this...

Joy said...

Just like you can't get the company insurance without the job. You can get the "wifely duties" without the wife!

Egg Donors said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

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